I swear this is not a reaction to my recent non-commercial-beef eating resolution… which is going quite well, by the way. We recently had some tasty buffalo-loaf (BuffaLoaf?).
I have never been a huge fan of salad.
In middle school when everyone discovered how good buckets of ranch dressing was on 3 iceberg leaves, I stuck to the fries. I did once try to eat some leaves up in my tree fort… they needed some dressing though.